This is eine filiale of der world-famous klops-fryers „McDonald’s“. Hier you can eat their world-famous klopses in the bun or in the Schrippe, as the Berliners call it. The bun, not the klops. The klops is called „Bulette“ by the Berliners, but you cannot order a Bulette in McDonald’s, you must order a hamburger.
There is no difference between the klopses in this McDonald’s-Filiale or any other McDonald’s in der world, because der commander-in-chief of der klops-fryers has installed something called „quality control“. „Quality control“ ist ein powerful management tool that is used to make all klopses in der world equal. Most of the times quality control works fine, and so you can enjoy your klops here or any place else in the world, even including Old-Highbeautyhousen.
If this installment seems strange or confusing or downright crazy to you, fear not. I wrote this zeugs only to win the qype-medaillon of speak-talent, which requires me to talk bullshit in foreign tongues. Thank you for your understanding. Cheerio and Happy Hunting!

McDonald’s
Hermannplatz 2-3
10967 Berlin