{"id":785,"date":"2010-03-15T09:27:22","date_gmt":"2010-03-15T09:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exyl.wordpress.com\/?p=785"},"modified":"2010-03-15T09:27:22","modified_gmt":"2010-03-15T09:27:22","slug":"mcdonalds-neukolln","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rundumdiewelt.chris-kurbjuhn.de\/mcdonalds-neukolln\/","title":{"rendered":"McDonald’s, Neuk\u00f6lln"},"content":{"rendered":"

Zur Erkl\u00e4rung: Seit ein paar Tagen vergibt Fa. qype quietschbunte Medaillen an Menschen, die dort Beitr\u00e4ge schreiben. Wenn ich einer derma\u00dfen dubiosen, sinnfreien Aktion gewahr werde, mache ich selbstverst\u00e4ndlich mit. Eine dieser Medaillen hei\u00dft „Sprachtalent“. Um diese wertvolle Troph\u00e4e zu erringen, muss man sich gewaltig anstrengen und mindestens einen Beitrag in einer Fremdsprache schreiben. Was ich mit dieser Besprechung eines McDonald’s gemacht habe. Es soll \u00fcbrigens englisch sein.<\/em><\/p>\n

This is eine filiale of der world-famous klops-fryers \u201eMcDonald’s\u201c. Hier you can eat their world-famous klopses in the bun or in the Schrippe, as the Berliners call it. The bun, not the klops. The klops is called \u201eBulette\u201c by the Berliners, but you cannot order a Bulette in McDonald’s, you must order a hamburger.
\nThere is no difference between the klopses in this McDonald’s-Filiale or any other McDonald’s in der world, because der commander-in-chief of der klops-fryers has installed something called \u201equality control\u201c. \u201eQuality control\u201c ist ein powerful management tool that is used to make all klopses in der world equal. Most of the times quality control works fine, and so you can enjoy your klops here or any place else in the world, even including Old-Highbeautyhousen.
\nIf this installment seems strange or confusing or downright crazy to you, fear not. I wrote this zeugs only to win the qype-medaillon of speak-talent, which requires me to talk bullshit in foreign tongues. Thank you for your understanding. Cheerio and Happy Hunting!<\/p>\n

McDonald’s
\nHermannplatz 2-3
\n10967 Berlin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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